What Happens When You Name a Horse How a Pirate Speaks

What Happens When You Name a Horse How a Pirate Speaks

Someone had the great idea to name their horse in pirate talk, “arrrrr”. Did that phase the horse racing announcer even one little bit? Absolutely not- watch and listen to this race, especially as the horses head down the home stretch for horse race calling at the utmost level of professionalism:

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Nature’s Beer Fridge

ice fridge

Snowed in? Why pay for electricity to cool off your beverages when the bounties of nature provide everything you could ever need (well maybe not the beer). That’s what I call being opportunistic and living off the land. Ingenious. If I did this, I would never leave the house- and not only because …

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Free Anti-Stress

free antistress

Well that’s one way to relieve stress. Choose your own size bubble wrap de-stressing sheets should be available at all bus stops, train stations, DMV offices, airports, and anywhere else stress inducing. Gotta love how it’s sorted by the amount of time you need to de-stress. At this point I probably need 3 …

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Cheapest MacBook Ever

cheapass macbook

Well this is certainly one way to get yourself a super cheap MacBook. Although technically this might be considered a Hackintosh. As a huge bonus, if you get hungry while using your laptop you have an instant snack. Eating the snack will really help you see the “core” processors inside this thing. (Read More…

Rock n’ Roll Roadmap

rock n roll map

No matter where you’re going, rock n’ roll has a way to get you there. Whether you do the Locomotion or Fly Like an Eagle, you’ll never be Slip Sliding Away if you take a Greyhound on a Hudson River Line and keep on Trucking. You know you just love me for my …

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Star Wars Meets Dukes of Hazzard

star wars dukes of hazzard

It’s the groundbreaking pilot that George Lucas never got on the air- Star Wars meets the classic Dukes of Hazzard theme song (Good Ol’ Boys by Waylon Jennings). Featuring Chewbacca as Cooter. Well done video Mr. Mashup Movie Maker, well done- although Jabba the Hutt should have been cast as Boss Hogg.

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Maury Povitch Home Paternity Test

maura povich paternity test

Is the baby really yours or is the bitch just trying to play you like that? Find out with the Maury Povitch Home Paternity test. Maury himself watched this commercial and called it the “funniest video of the year” (source: some random YouTube comment). But I think he’s a bit biased on this …

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Boston Terrier Funny Faces

boston terrier

Does this Boston Terrier like getting it’s belly tickled or what? The video shows it all, those are some of the goofiest dog faces ever.

R2D2’s a Pimp

r2d2 pimp

R2’s pimp hand is strong. Working two hot pieces of machinery in the hot tub. You know that’s how he rolls.

Cat Caught Barking, Starts Meowing

Cat Caught Barking, Starts Meowing

This cat gets totally busted barking out the window and tries to play it off like he was meowing the whole time. Nice try kitty but you’re BUSTED. If you really are a cat.